RE: Five Types of Jiu Jitsu People
by Tony Peranio
Last week an article came out called, “Five Types of Jiu Jitsu People”. After reading the article I thought the author seemed a bit jaded, but I understood that the article was intended to entertain, and not to denigrate all of the practitioners of Jiu Jitsu. I found that the article would make for an interesting read among our audience, so I posted it to our various social media outlets. The article reached more than 20,000 people on Facebook alone. It was “liked” and “shared” more than other articles generally are, and the comments were varied and bountiful.
The purpose of this article is to give our response to the original article, as well as to address the comments that we received after posting it.
To begin, there were in actuality 6 types of Jiu Jitsu practitioner listed, when the article touted that there would only be 5. This was not a problem for me to look past. I doubt that the original blogger was paid for their work. Most bloggers spend their time writing to help others, and because of their love of our sport. That being said, a simple error or two isn’t going to invoke a “fire and brimstone” reaction from myself. We all make mistakes.
Below are some of the comments we received about the original article:
“Well…that was actually 6 and not 5…and there must be other types, because these are all negative, and I have met alot of cool people on the mats who are nothing like any of these “types” 🙂 Oss!” – Jared O.
“Not funny. Where are the descriptions of people who inspire and motivate us? Or the great teachers, the people overcoming physical or mental handicaps? I’d be ashamed to put my name on this piece.” – AJ M.
“Disappointing article, especially for such a positive account to post. So much good and good people in Jiu Jitsu, is this what you really want to share as a portrayal?” – Alexander H.
Another important fact is that the original blogger did not say that this was an all-encompassing list. Many were ready to pound the drums of war and unleash the hounds of hell because they read the title of the composition wrong. The title insinuates that these are 5 (or 6) different types of Jiu Jitsu practitioner that exist among the totality of practitioners. So let us all bring it down a notch in terms of assuming that the original blogger was saying that we all fit into one or more of the 6 stated categories.
Now I am going to respond to the article in the way that I feel many of you would.
1. The Meathead –
I personally feel cheated if I think someone is taking it easy on me. It’s ok to go with the flow sometimes, but I always want 100% force. I feel I learn a lot from the guys who act with strong force. It becomes my duty to control them, tire them out, then submit them. I would much rather spar with the Meathead, than the lackadaisical.
I doubt anyone uses more force when rolling with children or women. What gym, or gym members would tolerate seeing that happen?
2. The Teacher –
Again the original blogger mentions “sparring with too much force”. Clearly the original blogger has had too many run ins with forceful sparring partners. To me that sounds like poor gym management.
The original blogger shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss people’s advice. Granted, some of it might not be the best advice, but if you make it a habit to be dismissive you may one day miss out on a piece of advice that could have changed your entire game.
If the person is a “Teacher” they more than likely appreciate white belts joining the gym, so that they can help them along in Jiu Jitsu. Some people actually enjoy helping other people. Not all Teachers are crossbred with the Meatheads.
3. The JIUJITSU4LIFE Guy –
So the original blogger doesn’t like to see people who are just as enthusiastic as they were when they themselves started Jiu Jitsu?
I don’t know anyone that has every Gi you can imagine. Could it be that the JIUJITSU4LIFE Guy is simply not trying to be “The Gross Guy” mentioned below? It appears that the original blogger does not like stinky Gi’s or new smelling Gi’s. Is there perhaps a smell somewhere in the middle that would be pleasing?
I love reading my friend’s posts about Jiu Jitsu! Some of what my friends post, becomes content for this blog. Why be such a downer because of people’s enthusiasm? Would you like to keep Jiu Jitsu all to yourself? Does the enthusiasm of others threaten your own perhaps?
4. The Gross Guy –
If you think other humans are gross, Jiu Jitsu could be the worst sport for you. You should be thinking about technique, not superfluous superficialities. We are not all supermodels and movie stars. If someone stinks to you, or is gross, simply avoid them.
5. The Just For Show Guy –
Some people have families to attend to. Some people are injured. There are many reason why friends of the gym show up but do not train. It is not because they want to be seen at a gym. It is because they love our sport and more than likely have a relationship of some sort with people at the gym. Perhaps their bond with the gym was established before you showed up there.
You are angry that they fake injuries to avoid rolling hard, but when people roll hard they fall into “The Meathead” or “The Teacher” categories. Which is it? Roll hard? or do not?
6. The Flirty-Flirt –
Saying that girls who come to the gym to flirt with guys is like saying every guy that goes to Yoga smelling good and looking good, is there to pick up girls.
Societal pressure applies a force upon women to always look their best. So now a cute, “made-up” girl comes to the gym and wants to make a desirable impression by not being “The Gross Girl”, and she is in the wrong? Or could this be a classic case of jealousy?
In Conclusion –
This article was in no way, shape or form intended to offend anyone. The audience of White Belt Brazilian Jiu Jitsu demanded a response to the original post. When I wrote this article I tried to put myself in our audiences shoes to speak their unified voice. I’m in no way offended by the original blogger, nor the original blog. More power to all of you I say.
On a personal level, I don’t care about the different types of people in Jiu Jitsu. I welcome them.
I hope you all enjoyed the read!
– Tony Peranio WBBJJ